Philip has a full multimedia presentation:
POLITICAL BARBEQUE ERUPTS ON NORTH BEACH; Officials Unable to Count the Injured and Disoriented; Welch Communications Director Hospitalized for “Percussive Gastric Event”; Odum Also Lost; Ah, The Humanity, the Humanity!

Brattlerouser has some great first person reportage.

Freyne explains his absence.

And Odum cracks us up with severed heads.