Breaking News: Rumsfeld’s out.

And Bush couldn’t sound more floundering and confrontational right now during his press conference.

The Note’s headline today?

The President Is Still Relevant Here
The Most Obvious Note Headline Ever

Wow, they just can’t help themselves… Kinda sad, really.

Get a load of this… The White House has disappeared “Mission Accomplished” from the video of Bush’s carrier speech…

Oh and, also breaking…

Later today, on the heels of the astounding electoral victory by the Democratic Party, the rising — and now vindicated — star of the party, Howard “Fiddy State” Dean, will announce his engagement to Britney Spears…

UPDATE: Upon hearing of the upcoming Dean/Spears nuptials, Rahm Emanuel stands on table and shouts.